Friday, October 06, 2006
Jokes
5:30 PM
Jokes time!Here are some jokes i remember, most from the guy himself, Daniel Tan! haha. Hmmm i have forgotten most. only the very recent ones. There goes my limited limited brain space!Mr Lee: All of u will have to do the SGC yourselves cuz i only see u once a week..Classmate A: But 'cher, u got salary leh..D: Wah Mr lee, you are so healthy! *the class groans*Ms Tan: ...papaya...D:How bout the mamaya?*groans*Haha! Really like his sense of humour. The groan-inducing type. ^o^Ms Ng: How do u prevent flowering in a short day plant?Classmate B: Shine torchlight on the rival's flowers!I immediately imagined a couple of hired farmhands huddling together in the dark, torchlights in hand, at the boundary of the neighbouring farmer's field. And then a helicopter with its bright search light passed the field and groans were heard from the farmer's house. Any of u have nice jokes to share? :)