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Friday, October 06, 2006
Jokes 5:30 PM

Jokes time!
Here are some jokes i remember, most from the guy himself, Daniel Tan! haha. Hmmm i have forgotten most. only the very recent ones. There goes my limited limited brain space!

Mr Lee: All of u will have to do the SGC yourselves cuz i only see u once a week..
Classmate A: But 'cher, u got salary leh..
D: Wah Mr lee, you are so healthy!
*the class groans*

Ms Tan: ...papaya...
D:How bout the mamaya?
*groans*

Haha! Really like his sense of humour. The groan-inducing type. ^o^

Ms Ng: How do u prevent flowering in a short day plant?
Classmate B: Shine torchlight on the rival's flowers!

I immediately imagined a couple of hired farmhands huddling together in the dark, torchlights in hand, at the boundary of the neighbouring farmer's field. And then a helicopter with its bright search light passed the field and groans were heard from the farmer's house.

Any of u have nice jokes to share? :)